They Want This Baron Geisler Dude in Jail

Fingers are pointing at Baron Geisler again, for all-too-familiar reasons. Just about a month removed from denying accusations that he harassed Julia Clarete, here's the Municipal Trial Court of Bocaue, Bulacan issuing a warrant of arrest against him, thanks to cases of acts of lasciviousness and unjust vexation filed by Yasmien Kurdi. (It can't be helped that we all have to bring back to mind the same charges filed by the daughter of William Martinez and Yayo Aguila.)

Tsk, man. This is bad, you know. If you get yourself arrested this week, you might just miss a live telecast of the NBA Finals. You can't miss a Lakers-Celtics game! This series is (wait for it) legendary! But since you're already in this position, well, just fix yourself, will ya? Just take a look at this section on the ABS-CBN News site:

On second thought, this might work. I think for several years hosting an "older" noontime show, Willie Revillame lived with a slightly similar persona: you know, chasing girls like so and being macho and all. Perhaps instead of courting Bong Revilla and Aga Mulach for the lead host position on the show Wowowee, why doesn't ABS-CBN go after Geisler, instead? He has what it takes to be controversial, obviously, and the management shouldn't worry about him being so stubborn. Hell, they've put up with Revillame for so long that they should be able to handle Geisler, right? Right-o.